Clown your enemiess, diss them

Remember I said use jokes to attack your enemy. Pimps do that all the time and it works.

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To be a pimp, you must always think ahead. When you are hanging out, come up with something to say to every person in the vicinity. Be ready to 'clown' someone if they question your pimpitude. Always use like or as during the 'diss'. Only bring someone's moms in to the insult if you are ready to throw hands.